easyminds:

hellomarthamay:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

#I FOUND SATAN EVERYONE

#DONT JOKE ABOUT THIS PLEASE. HE STILL HAS YET TO TOUCH THE HEARTS OF MY CHILDREN WITH HIS CAMEO’S

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

invisible-giraffe:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

hey 

you know who’s cute today? 

you 

you know who’s cute every day? 

you 

•  BLACK = I would date you
•   GREEN = I think you’re cute
•   BLUE = You are my Tumblr crush
•   GREY = I wish you would notice me
•   PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog
•   TEAL = We have a lot in common
•   YELLOW = FUCK ME!!!
•   ORANGE = I don’t like your blog
•   BROWN = I don’t like you
•   PINK = I think you are unattractive
•   RED = I love you with a burning passion
•   WHITE = MARRY ME!